Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

The author of this single seems to subscribe to the theory that if he writes enough flowery, overblown prose, someone out there will think he is brilliant. Judging by some of the five star reviews, he has been successful in some cases, so kudos to him for this. However, I failed to see the brilliance he was trying to convey. All I found was boredom, wrapped in layers and layers of superfluous, flowery prose. I will admit that I am fairly new to the world of the Kindle Single but are they all unedited like this? This came across as the worst piece of vanity publishing that I have read in some time and that includes high school creative writing assignments that are padded out to meet the word count. Come to think of it, maybe that's exactly what this is? It may only be 99c, but there are far better things you can do with your 99c - buy a different Kindle Single (any one has to be better than this), give it to a homeless person or put it in a tip jar - anything except buy this!