Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

First World Problems Alert Okay, fine. I know. It's a ladder, not lifesaving insulin, or a wedding dress, or Hamilton tickets. It was delivered in speedy fashion, and in perfect condition, and I should be 100% satisfied with this purchase. But let's be real: How many chances do we get in this brutish, short life to upfunk our household hardware? I'll tell you how many: practically zero. I ordered the bright orange ladder for one purpose: TO BE DIFFERENT. And now Hasegawa has robbed me of the subtle sense of superiority only The Orange Ladder can afford. Life is indeed as brutish and short as the dull silver ladder I now possess against my will.