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★★☆☆☆
Return to sender....
Well, this suit is a hunka hunka burning disappointment. I exepected see through to a degree, but I will have to wear white pajama pants underneath to hide myself from suspicious minds. I'm only 5'8, about 220 pounds, and I'll basically have to cut off the whole bell bottom so I don't trip over my blue suede shoes. If my party wasn't in two days, it would be marked return to sender, address unknown, no such person, no such zone. I should have ordered the grand heritage and spent the extra cash to keep from looking like the devil in disguise. I should have planned ahead of time. Wise men say, only fools rush in, but I can't help wishing I'd ordered something else. Whoever thought the belt should be so small is nothin but a hound dog. It's maybe not bad for the price, but really looks nothing like a serious Elvis suit. I'll be so blue just thinking a-about it.
