Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'm sorry what ever your name is but... your game is is .... let's put it this way... HORRIBLE!! I can't even play. So I press play and I select my level. Then it lodes. But here comes the SUCKIE part. It just brings me back to the app store. AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE APP STORE!!!! I wanted to play YOUR game. But hey!!! Guess what? I don't want to any more. You know why? Because it freezes and it is TOO SHORT. So, something tells me that I should DELETE your game . So I will!!!! And after that, I am going to get a hair job. So move your lazy BUTT, and fix your stupid game. Toodles!! (Oh and by the way , the characters in your game need HAIR JOBS!! And new designer clothes!!! Oh wait you can't AFFORD any designer clothes!!!)