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Please do not consume this product. Despite the long term benefits of eating unicorn meat, I am talking about the immortaility and the ability to talk to trees, the cons far outweigh the pros here. Suffice it to say, I am currently an elf. I simply stopped to write this in order to warn you Dunadain before I must leave your realm and start upon the long journey to the grey havens. El'Alath ne abdoanaa.