Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

On a gloomy Saturday afternoon, my friends and I thought it’d be a good idea to eat some wings. We ordered this sauce and applied it to the wings. I will never be the same. First, you recognize the flavoring is strictly pain. Followed by body shakes, panic, a sprint around the block, and then more panicking. Milk, doesn’t help. Ice cream, nahhhh. Water, intensifies pain. Breathing, slowly kills you. Once you think the pain is gone it just comes back; laughing maniacally as you start to cry and your body slowly gives out. Since eating this wing, I am only able to consume rinsed off kale in a small blue bowl. I truly hate the manufacturer of this product and hope he/she is happy sitting in their office knowing they are causing life altering pain to the consumers of this truly evil product.