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Little known fact: Cher wrote the song "If I Could Turn Back Time" about Play Doh Plus. I've quit my job and dedicated my life and my life savings to inventing a time machine for the sole purpose of travelling back to the moment I hit "add to cart" for this product. My child cries when she uses it; it can't be made into sustainable structures or picked up, it simply melts into whatever furniture she is within 10 feet of- in tiny, tiny globs of futility. I cry after she uses it. Even my tears won't bind this substance from Hell together well enough to clean it up. Mankind's only hope is the time machine. Or, convincing John Connor to add this to his "to do" list