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I got this shirt as a joke gift for Hanukkah. Several nights later I carelessly wore it to bed (I was out of clean pj tees). DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID! I woke up to find my circumcision had been inexplicably reversed and a flaming Viking skeleton warrior battle scene tattoo had been carved onto my chest, shoulders, stomach and back - everywhere that the shirt had been touching my skin. And to top it off, it was the 25th and Santa had visited and left me a crate of chewing tobacco, a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 4 lbs. of back bacon... under a Christmas tree. Try explaining that one to the Rabbi! The worst part of all this is now I have to get circumcised again.