Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I cannot even express how hard this thing is to put together and how much I hope you burn in hell. The instructions are nonexistent and only included some very rudimentary pictures to help. Sign language or Morse code would have been easier.. You are given teeny tiny little hex keys for the screws that do not even fit into the itty-bitty areas where you put the screws and they make me feel like I have bear paws instead of hands. After many expletives and a desire to start drinking we got three sections done. I tried to do the next sections alone and found that a drug habit is in my future. Why in all that is holy did you find it necessary to send it in 3 boxes with 50 different pieces? Couldn't you make it fold out like a folding table? Seriously it is currently outside is pieces being used as a fire hydrant for my dogs. For the money I paid you should have sent me someone to put it together too. I hope you step on one of the thousands of screws and choke on one of those hex keys.