Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

OMG! There were nearly 40 4 and 5 star reviews so I felt that this book was worth taking a chance over even if it had only been electronically published. This is horrible. I haven't managed to make it past the fourth chapter. The purple prose, needless use of 5 dollar words,and sentences like this one "Numerous items of limited pecuniary value stirred a vast reservoir of happy memories and stimulated her lachrymal glands beyond her control." are going to cause me to lose control of the contents of my stomach. Seriously, this is one of the worst things I have ever read. It is awful. There is a reason that it was not issued in a print format. I am in no way a tree hugger but I would have protested the use of paper for this dreck. People please spare yourselves and DO NOT READ this crap.