Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I order this in a 4XL... Yes I seen the reviews "It runs small" (I normally wear a 2XL and like tight tees that accentuates my body of Greek God stature) so I said to myself, "Self, they are just being dramatic and I really like the design of this shirt so let's go 4XL to be safe." Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I think these sizes might be measured using mutant midget malnourished man babies from the Machu Picchu Mountains. This shirt was so tight I almost became a superhero for the TTU (Tiny Tees Universe). I almost had to call 911 to be cut out of this shirt trying to take it off, and i'm pretty sure I almost 'went into the light' as I was losing blood circulation to my brain. This shirt is so tight the medical field could probably repurpose this garment as a body tourniquet, a cast, or maybe even a straight jacket tourture method for the mental health ward. So if you are not a stick figure caracter this shirt is going to be really tight. -Good luck friends