Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

It's a mystery to me how this book mangaged to become a runaway bestseller. When Nick and Amy leave New York after losing their jobs they return to his small hometown in Missouri where he buys a bar with his twin sister, Go. After two years Amy, however, isn't working nor has she made friends. No surprise here. Both characters are profane, self-indulgent and just plain silly. One day a neighbor calls Nick at The Bar and tells him his cat is outside the house and the front door is open. Nick rushes home to find Amy GONE. Who cares? I was more concerned about the cat. Nick doesn't bother to feed the kitty or call Amy' parents. People call this a page turner? I kept turning pages and skipping paragraphs to find out how bad the ending was. I knew the conclusion was lame going in but I didn't know a runaway bestseller could be this bad from the start. Run readers run from this turkey.