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Blue is not my color
After spending 6 years earning my PhD - hot summers of field work, battles with my advisors - I was looking forward to marching for my hooding. First, this costume does not come with a tam but with a mortarboard. Everyone knows that mortarboards squash my up-do and do not show off my hard-earned boobs properly - it's just too straight and hard, and trust me, boys, that doesn't always work. Secondly, this set of regalia is just too long. It covers my ass almost completely, and how is any self-respecting fellow PhD man (much less a student) supposed to find me attractive if he can't scope out my ass? I mean, I have standards, you know. And C), I wanted to be able to coordinate it with my Ravenclaw house colors, but the blue on this is ALL WRONG. And fourthly: FABRICS, people. It's not even WORSTED polyester. I might as well just shop at Kohl's. All that work for NOTHING.
