Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Bored because COVID has stolen your social life? Need a little excitement? Then buy this toaster! You'll never know what will happen next! Set it to 2 or to 6 and you'll probably get the same results! SUPER EXCITING! Hit the "bagel" button and watch it torch both sides of your round buddy into oblivion! Who needs order in life? CHAOS IS AWESOME! This toaster is the equivalent of a 20-sided dice, you never really know what you're going to get, but you can always hope! I was trudging along through my stultifyingly dull existance until this magnificent machine came into my life, and now, the whole family gathers around it every morning to see what bit of madness it will produce for us. WOO-HOO!