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Put your women in offshore bank accounts instead.
I know the whole idea of binders full of women has caught on, but it's just not safe enough to keep your women in here. Women get out of these things and start demanding such basics as equal pay for equal work, reproductive rights and the like. Everyone knows they should be home cooking dinner where they belong, so we don't have mass murders in this great country of ours. I say, forget this whole idea of binders full of women. Stow your women in offshore accounts, instead, and whatever you do, don't let anyone get a peek at them. That's just snoopy, like asking to see someone's tax returns.
October 2012 · Office Products