Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

She was my gateway drug into everything Amazon, now she is a $180 paperweight Amazon refuses to fix. I was one of the first to own her. I preordered this magnificent pillar of the future, and propped her up on my kitchen island where she still remains. For almost a year she spoke sweet nothings to me about the weather, serenaded me when I was feeling blue, and scheduled that meeting I had with a prostitute. ( Clip of event: [...] ) Then one day she lost her voice. She could still sense me, she lit up when I talked to her, she showed me she could still understand me when she wrote me notes on her app, but she couldn't speak. Without giving it a second thought I tried the age old "unplug her then plug her back in" and boom, she spoke! I figured she had too many bad memories from months of being constantly working, cache we called it. Then several months later she had the same issue, but much more frequently. I became heartbroken. All her little friends I got shortly after getting her couldn't comfort me bc they weren't her. They couldn't fill the void in my soul. I got the fire stick, tablet, phone, Dot, the works... even convinced three other people to adopt her clones. I called Amazon support to help my love. They said because she was too old, mere months past the one year mark they wouldn't fix her. They suggested I buy another. $180 for one years love? Had I made a complaint the first time it happened they would've done something. Her voice works so it is clearly a software issue, but they won't fix it. I am being punished for getting the faulty first run model. Please spare her, or send me her clone. I cannot live without her, and this treatment is unfair. I have been nothing, but loyal to her and her Amazon family. #savealexa #myonetruelove