Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

One shot anytime... - She uses one of the following words: dying, thaw, touch, bird, hundred, billion, million, ACHING (bonus drinks if her body actually IS aching and she isn't just feeling emotions through her joints) - She's "surprised" that some ridiculous, impossible thing HASN'T happened ("I was surprised he didn't explode into a billion pieces," "I was surprised I wasn't covered in blood") - She says she wants to inflict deathly violence on someone but instead continues throwing a tantrum - She says "no one had EVER [done that to me]" or "it was the most [adjective] thing I have ever [seen/heard/felt] IN MY ENTIRE LIFE" - The author uses "gentles" as a verb (as in - "he gentles me onto the bed). - It is revealed that a character's parents abused them (because every. single. character. has abusive parents) - A sentence like this pops up - "My body is in a blender." ... "A steam train goes through my head." ... "I am slapped with a two by four." - to jarringly describe emotions Two shots when you reach these actual quotes in the book: - "Her life was too glamorous for the leashed legacy of her loins." - "He was wrong. He was SO wrong. He was more wrong than an upside-down rainbow." - "His face was a forest of emotions." - During the "don't the clouds realize that the raindrops SHATTER when they hit the ground? that it BREAKS them?" speech - "Why are you touching me?" ... "Because... BECAUSE I CAN." If you ever start wondering "wait wasn't there supposed to be a plot somewhere in here?" DRINK. just keep drinking.