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Oft I haue dreamt of ſuch an inſtrumente wiþ which to adorn my faire maidenhood. As ſoon as I ſaw þeſe moſt curious trinkets, þe need to poſseſs ſuch a beautiful inſtrumente was moſt preſsing. I beſought Faþer ſome coin for which to buy bread at þe market, and tarried not as I went þiþer and purchaſed þeſe wares inſtead, þinking myſelf a cleuer imppe. As I attempted to make þem of vſe, I ſaw þat my hands were vncomely for a gentle and noble woman and I wept in deſpaire wiþ þe knowledge þat I would neuer know þe loue of a kind and noble lord or knight wiþ loaþſsome hands ſuch as þeſe. I was beſet wiþ woe and ſorrow and erewhile I am but a lowly ſeruent wench in an ale houſe, curſed ſtill by þe gods, who haue ſeen fitte to liken my fingers to þe gnarled branchs of a wizened tree. I have ſiþence returned þe "BIC Criſtal For Her Balle Pennes" and ſuffered my joyleſs fate. Perchance a more ſightly lady of grace will find þeſe to her likeing.