Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

The title says it all. Well actually I'll tell you more because I've got some time to kill. Sooo I don't normally write reviews but COME ON GUYS. This toy is literally supposed to be made for cats to chew on and attack and it ripped off a few days after getting it! On top of that, my cat didn't even like it that much, which is why I left it out unsupervised (something you should definitely not do if you still buy this toy for some reason after reading this). He really didn't seem to care about it much at all. Also it's pretty ugly right? Orange with a rainbow string and a doofy cat on the top?? I mean, I knew it was gunna be ugly when I bought it, but still - there's like NO redeeming factors about this toy. Anyways, I just got off the phone with the vet and I guess I'm just supposed to wait for my cat to poop the string out... Which is CRAZY to me because of how long the string is. If he starts acting weird or doesn't pass it, there's a good chance he'll need surgery. So I'm not panicking (lol is that really how you spell panicking??) yet, but this could be a really big deal (also potentially sad and/or expensive). Any review on here that say their cat has been playing with this toy for years are amazing to me. Those people must have pretty weak cats or something. Not that I saw my cat do it, he may have really worked at it, but I feel like toys like this are just flawed from the start. To summarize: this toy is ugly (lol), poorly made, dangerous, and my cat didn't even like it that much when it was working the way it was supposed to. If I were you, I'd just buy one of the many other cheaply made, inexpensive cat toys - but just get one that doesn't entice your cat to easily rip off and eat one of the parts.