Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Have you been sleeping on the cold, hard floor of an abandoned shack that may or may not be haunted by the ghost of John Wayne Gacy? Have you been snoozing on your best bud's second-hand, fart-soaked, "love" seat that's full of Dorito crumbs, toenail clippings, and questionable stains? Have you been catchin' some Z's on an inner-spring mattress that was passed down to you by your great, great grandma whom, coincidentally, passed on said mattress but whose body was not discovered for eight months? If you DID NOT answer 'yes' to any of these questions, the GhostBed is probably NOT an improvement over your current situation. But let's get serious, like my now-chronic lower back pain. This is basically a cheap, polyurethane mattress with a thin layer of synthetic latex on top. It feels cheap, it provides no lower back support, and it sleeps hot. I had a blast with CS (sarcasm) but I'm reviewing the product only. I would not recommend buying this mattress, but if you like the feel of regret make sure you buy it directly from the website so that you can have the 101-night trial which includes 30 days of mandatory discomfort, hoops (for you to jump through), and the inevitable 15 business days it takes to process the refund.