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I WAS PLAYING NORMALLY ON A SERVER, AND THEN MY FRIEND WANTED TO PLAY. HE LOADED UP A NEW WORLD AND INVITED ME. I TRIED TO JOIN BUT IT SAID "OUTDATED CLIENT!" SO I TRIED UPDATING! IT WOULDN'T WORK THE FIRST TIME, OR 5 TIMES AFTER! I UNINSTALLED MINECRAFT, HOPING THAT WHEN I REDOWNLOADED IT, IT WOULD BE IN THE NEWEST VERSION, OR AT LEAST UPDATE CORRECTLY NOW. I WAS SO WRONG! I CAN'T EVEN OPEN MINECRAFT NOW! IT UPDATES, THEN SAYS "OPEN" SO I TAP THAT. IT BRINGS ME BACK TO THE DOWNLOAD PAGE AGAIN, AND NOW THE "OPEN" SAYS "UODATE"! PLEASE FIX THIS SOON MOJANG. I'M COUNTING ON YOU