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Tiny pockets, hipster cut
The front pockets are too small to carry a normal amount of man stuff without risk of things falling out. The cut is tight around the butt and junk, tighter yet with the normal stuff in your pockets. The rest of the pants are normal roomy cut for cargo pants.
Dear Columbia,
If I can't fit a pair of pliers or a snub nose revolver in my front pockets without them sticking out, the pockets are too small. If I can't fit a cell phone and a wallet in my pockets without showing the world the detail of my business, the pockets are too small.
And really it is a danger to the public. If I go out in pants that tight it distracts the womenfolk so they crash their shopping carts. I can only imagine if I walked down the sidewalk. Give us comfortable pants with big pockets for the sake of public safety if nothing else!
