Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

These shoes are a danger to the republic! This is precisely the kind of technology that will enable terrorist women, terrorist gays, terrorist minorities, and other terrorist liberals to endure the long (and getting longer, just you wait) lines at the polls. Thankfully the People's Glorious Supreme Ministers of Justice have seen fit to enable the enactment of arbitrary standards for future access to the polls. And fortunately these shoes are colored with menacing bright pink, therefore it will be easy to identify terrorist voters, and shunt them into longer lines for "secondary screening". Patriots, and republicans, should probably purchase as many pairs of these as they can afford, and destroy them! Dig deep to protect the Homeland! Prevent these weapons from getting into the hands of another terrorist who would do our Glorious Homeland even greater harm. We cannot let our future be ruled by pink sneaker shod liberal thugs!