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This movie was incredibly terrible. I rented it for my metrosexual son, Brody, and was expecting some nice family entertainment. After the movie Brody threw our beloved Norwegian Elkhound, Snickers, into the path of an oncoming SUV. He was shocked when Snickers failed to recover after dumping a bucket of water on the remains. Then Brody tried to revive Snickers by blowing on a dog whistle, and blew so hard he ruptured his eardrums. Now Brody spends most of his time in Happy Acres hospital and I dont have anything to help me hunt moose. Thanks Cop Dog, you ruined my life!