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My wife bought a pack of these without telling me and put a couple in the pen cup in our kitchen. Unknowingly, I picked one up to take a phone message and then continued to use it to make a shopping list and fill out some insurance forms. The next morning I woke up to find my breasts enlarged and my voice 2 octaves higher. Sadly, I waited three whole days before going to the doctor. By then I started to develop a cervix. Within minutes the doctor informed me that I needed to procure some "BIC for Him" right away - that 72 hours was the outside limited for the use of the antidote. When I told him that "BIC for Him" doesn't exist he simply shook his head in sorrow, placed a manly hand on my shoulder, and told me that he found me attractive. Fortunately, I have found that smoking cigars, spitting a lot, and watching wrestling have begun to reverse the course of this malady, but it's been a tough struggle and it's far from over. Where is the FDA when you really need them?