Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I don't even know where to start. I'm not reviewing this as Tolkien's work or a a creation that is to be compared with Jackson's trilogy. Yet, it still fails, MAJORLY. This is just an absurdity that I'll try to summarize with # of bullet points *Horrendous dialogues. I cannot even blame the actors with what they are given to work with *Armor looks like it is 3D printed, and orcs behave like they are vampires *The whole story doesn't make any sense at all, while at the same time being stupidly obvious *Characters look and act very unlikable, and the story lacks passion and soul. Not even the accompanying music is adding emotions. For crying out loud, GoT characters look more elvish! *The accents! Why is everyone using a fake Irish/Scottish accent? Why not hire a person from there instead of torturing the audience to hear horrid interchangeable accent? *Lastly, STOP ROLLING R's! GaladRRRRiel, MoRRRRia, NumenoRRRRR. That's not normal, it sounds weird and dumb. Just say it like an normal human being. Not every name supposed to have RRRRRRRRRR sound... I can write a whole essay on why this "most expensive" project should've never been made. The only entertaining thing that came out of this is how people are trashing this 3rd grader's movie project in unison. Maybe this is just a way to launder money. No one will ever know. If there are people that enjoy this show, I would genuinely love to hear what's there to love. The second a scene changes, I already forget the characters that were shown