Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Ok - so I've generally been disappointed with the last few Hamilton books (that last Merry Gentry one stunk). Enough that I told myself that I would NOT fork out $30 for a hardcover edition ever again. I did, however, run across this one in paperback, and thought - well, just how bad can it be? Trust me - bad. Do not bother wasting $8 or any amount of money on it. If I could give it 0 stars - I would. If you just have to read it, wait until you can check it out from your local library. First off, it's short. Really short. They should be ashamed to charge full paperback price for it. Since it's so short, the story consists of just one zombie raising event. That's it. There is one little sexcapade (and honestly, isn't that the only reason why we buy her books anymore anyway?) that wasn't very satisfying. The one bright spot was that I didn't have to deal with the myriad of all her lovers in this one. I know my review will be dis'ed because I'm dissing this book. I know there are still tons of fans out there that haven't had the courage to wake up and smell the rotting zombie. Laurell, Laurell, what happened? What happened to the glory days of Anita Blake circa Obsidion Butterfly? Please, please, can we go back to simpler, gentler days of killing vamps, raising the dead, and f**king just a few guys? Please?