Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

As he sits, silently brooding, watching everything you do with his preternatural demon eyes, this Adam doll is perfect for helping you overcome your vices. Want an extra cookie? Adam doesn't approve, fatty. How's that glass of wine? Tastes sour now, with Adam's haughtily arched brows baring down into your soul with disapproval. My kids have never kept their rooms so clean! Every night, the child with the messiest room got the privilege of having Adam sleep with them. It worked so well, the maid informed me that we no longer needed her services. All while casting furtive glances in Adam's direction. So this miraculous doll can also save you money! Here's a fun game: when you wake up before your spouse, quietly slip Adam onto your pillow, facing your sleeping husband/wife. Move behind your spouse and start whispering Latin (or words that sound like they could be Latin) into their ear. Just make sure to jump back quickly when you see them stirring, or you may get knocked down when they recoil and fall out of bed, screaming. I could only give Adam 1 star for durability, as he burned pretty quickly when we set him on fire in our backyard fire pit. Although he did have an uncanny look of peace come over his face as he burned, as though he were finally home, where he belonged.