Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

You might think you're going to receive some cute undies for your kid with tools, hats, and mustaches on them. I mean why would you think that? Oh, because that is the only option pictured?! You may think you're getting that, but guess what you're getting deformed dogs (or maybe they're parrots, it's freakin' hard to tell), stripes and solids. Well you might say, "I'll just exchange/return those ugly underwear right back to Amazon." LOL. You might think that until you jump on that pony ride only to discover that THERE ARE NO EXCHANGES on this product...no, no you will not get the thing you actually ordered, EVER. Fine, fine you think I'll just return those puppies. Think again. You are going to PAY to ship that mess back. Yes, that's right, you're gonna pay to return the damn thing YOU DID NOT EVEN ORDER. I know, I know, you're now thinking, "Lady, what the hell? Chillax, have a drink or something." Well I cannot chillax, you see, because those darn fire hats on that single pair of underwear were the ticket to potty training my kid. Do you think that he is gonna be motivated by deformed dogs and parrots?! No, no he is not. This kid wears fire truck shirts EVERY. DARN. DAY. Yes, every single day. And at night he wears fire truck pajamas. Firetrucks DAY and NIGHT. He has a firetruck on or he is naked. Literally. Do you know what potty training your last kid means? It means never wiping another butt. It means getting rid of the Diaper Genies upstairs and downstairs. It means never buying another pull-up or baby wipe. And not just any pull-up or baby wipe. No, no he has very sensitive skin which is prone to horrible, horrible diaper rash if it is even looked at the wrong way. We're talking organic, non-toxic, pull-ups and wipes which are very, very EXPENSIVE. Amazon is the killer of dreams.