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If you’re looking for a juiceless intestine cleanse, this should by far your product of choice. After doing research on several cocktails and coffee drinks I could make, receiving my order, combining the ingredients, and taking the first few sips - I quickly found myself bound to the porcelain throne for upwards of 30 minutes.
Now, a fluke, I thought at first, or perhaps my body just has to get used to a new flavor or sweetener - so I gave it the good ‘ol American “three strikes and you’re out” test before I decided to come back and leave this review.
Be cautious of “Jordan’s Skinny Mixes” - they’re naked that way because after you finally leave your bathroom, you’ll be skinnier than you’ve ever been in your life.
July 2020 · Grocery and Gourmet Food · verified purchase