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Now, I don’t claim to be any kind of medical expert here, but I’m fairly certain that if my body temperature was 131.3°, I’d be lying dead in a desert somewhere. The product worked fine for about nine months, then went ballistic and descended into its current demented state. Either it’s trying to play tricks on me, or it genuinely believes we live on the planet Mercury. Regardless, I ain’t got time for this. I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I HAVE A LEGIT FEVER. Meanwhile, I’ve got to deal with this overly dramatic thermometer.