Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

These batteries arrived today, don't work in my device, and register as dead on my tester. Also, they cannot be returned; which is a bit of information I cannot find anywhere in the product listing on Amazon. Finally, the ratings on these are deceitfully high - most of the 5-star ratings are for some yard lights; not these batteries (and casual review suggests a lot of people are unhappy with the batteries), They are made in China, and bear no expiration date.