Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

i used one of these pens by mistake, thinking i was reaching for my "BIC Xtreme Pagemaster 9000". i was only going to write a quick note to the wife and leave it on the fridge but what followed was the most sensitive, heartfelt letter to my dead gerbil (whom i hadn't thought of in thirty years) that i could have imagined. unending torrents of emotion poured out of me, and when it stopped i was in a ball on the kitchen floor, crying my eyes out. there's no way a man should be allowed around these pens. we're just not wired to withstand all those...feelings. p.s.: still miss you, Sir Nibbles-A-Lot.