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Constipated Unicorn
Followed the directions to the tee three separate times without anything moving past the esophagus. If it were a real unicorn I would have been worried I may have accidentally sent everything down the trachea and we would have had an aspiration pneumonia full of glittery bacteria but alas there is one portal of entry and exit and it was occluded with each passing attempt. The first time the unit was set to feed and the dust passed through but the water immediately congealed everything in the upper passage and nothing further went down. I spent a subsequent 20 minutes eradicating the blockage with tubing and silverware and tweezers and finally relieved every last bit of glittery vomit (not poop). The second and third attempts went exactly the same... there was ultimately no unicorn poop or tears, only my daughter's sadness reflected each time. I should have returned it after the second failed attempt and now we are stuck with a really terrible $60.00 constipated unicorn. They should have sent a bottle of Miralax along with it.
November 2018 · Toys and Games · verified purchase