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As Governor Perry's assistant, I can vouch that we speak for God. And I can also vouch that these shoes are against God's will. For one thing, when women wear these shoes they are not barefoot and it is God's will that women be barefoot and preferably in the kitchen while they're making a pot roast for dinner. Plus these shoes apparently empower women which is also against God's will. If God wanted women to be powerful He would have given Eve a briefcase and a fax machine. As a man, it is my job to tell women what to do so I am telling women not to get these shoes. To make sure that women comply since they can't be trusted making their own decisions, Governor Perry will be calling another special session after the next special session which follows the first special session - that is costing Texas taxpayers $27,300 a day - to pass a law requiring that women be barefoot at all times and, if they work, they must work from home in the kitchen. After all, it is God's will. I know because, like I said, Governor Perry and I speak for God.