Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought this may 3rd 2021. MY dudes I followed the instructions exactly, did nothing out of the ordinary. I don't even use it everyday. Then on this most gloomy Sunday morning I start it up like normal. It starts vibrating, then shaking loudly. Shaking so badly the cup is getting knocked around. It starts spewing coffee grounds everywhere, before letting out this high pitched shriek that alerted the demons of hell that the time is now. The top expodes open expelling smoke and hot water. The outlet is now sparking, my neighbor is banging on my door yelling that she knows I have an illegal cat and she's calling maintenance. I'm hitting the button but it still won't go off. I hate the breakers to shut down all electrical in the kitchen. The power is off its dark except for the glow of that dang button. But hey nothing is sparking. It shrieks again, I guess telling the demons they're gonna have to wait another day for invasion. It gives one last shake. The maintenance man comes in just in time to see it sputter once more water and coffee grounds. All that's left now is smokey air and the stench of burnt coffee grounds and what can only be the stench of Satan's disappointment, or the neighbors because it's obvious I have no cat. The maintenance man has no idea if we need an exorcism or an electrician, he happens to know a priest who was a former electrician. No lasting damage and all outlets are functioning normally. I didn't get my coffee but I'm sure awake now.