Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I’m going to be 100% honest and hope they post this review... 1) This bed is gorgeous but I’d pay $1M to have had someone else put it together. 2) I recommend being under the influence while assembling to avoid the urge of wanting to turn it into a small bonfire. 3) Some of the pieces don’t match up but it’s nothing a few choice words, some karate chops, and kicking couldn’t fix. (Pictures) 4) The tinker toy tools that came with this are cute but will have you ready to destroy the first person who smiles at you. 5) FOLLOW THE HYROGLIPHIC DIRECTIONS OR SUFFER MONTEZUMA’S REVENGE. 6) I didn’t know I had anger issues..till I opened this box. 7) You will need 2 people, a screwdriver, patience, and a sense of humor (none of these are included). I’m now going to sleep in the bed that took 4 hours to assemble.