Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I've been blessed with intestinal fortitude beyond that of the average man but this 5lb bag of seemingly harmless gummy bears were crafted by the evil hands of Satan himself. Within 45 minutes I was bent over on the toilet seat clutching my abdomen while biting down on a wooden spoon as my ass gave birth to a fire breathing dragon. The pyroclastic flow spewing out of my backside would have made Pompeii look like a 4th grade science fair baking soda volcano.