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For some reason, my daughter's hair keeps getting caught by the nose area of this ugly pool float. Also, the amount of inflation this thing requires has gone up by about 15% in a year. My old pool float never had its nose in anyone's hair, and inflation wasn't an issue. Frankly, I feel like the inflation rate is going up by the day ever since this thing came into my life. I mean, sure, the old pool float was a little rough around the edges and was a bit much at times, but if I'm honest, my life was better off with it. For years people said "Hey, if you invest in this...thing...inflation is going to be a terrible problem." I didn't listen, and now I'm stuck with the worst inflation problems of my life. Honestly, if the truth was known, I don't think this is even the float I ordered. I think myself and many other people ordered the old pool float but got this new, less optimal model instead. They keep insisting that's not true, but we all know it is.