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Not what I expected
False advertising- it didn't make me any cooler. I thought it would help me get my foot in the door and be invited to super tight parties with expensive cars in the driveway, but all it does is keep stuff cold. Cons: (-) One of the biggest issues I have as a Savaro Luxury Cooler owner, and being a card-carrying member of the Savaro 70qt Club, is with people who do not appreciate true luxury. 7 of the 9 observed users/beneficiaries of the Savaro experience were seen rummaging through it without treating it properly. It was only after I stepped in and demonstrated how to remove items while admiring the well engineered ergonomics that those people seemed to understand and I guess they went home to study because they all left right after we went over the procedures. (-) If only they knew this cost more than my (soon-to-be) 4th wife's engagement ring I think they would show more respect. I know this cooler will be the centerpiece of our wedding, hopefully in 2021 or 2022, when Альбина returns from Russia. We are super excited to meet in person. It is customary to show the bride's parents you are able to provide by sending traditional gifts for a period of time (usually 4 years, but I lucked out with her family and only have 2 years left) and trust me I would rather live in my mama's garage for a couple years and ensure ACTUAL, REAL, true love than continue to search for it at the skating rink every Thursday night from 7-10 pm waiting for one of the slow girls to become legal. (-) Another reason I can not rate this item higher is that no decal was included. If a decal was included I would give 5 stars since everyone would know then that I am a distinguished and smart gentleman; plus everyone would know I have a thousand-dollar cooler is in the bed of my pickup. Pros: (+) I can fit 3 bags of wine (of coarse you need to take them out of the boxes first), about 12 tuna-fish sandwiches (w/ mayo), and a peach Snapple. It can carry my cats safely to the vets office most of the time. I forgot to put ice in on a couple occasions but at least I didn't end up paying for a visit so it kind of saved me money. (+) I will admit what makes this product so unique is the rare-earth cork that lines the lid. When I do get invited to an event I always try to get everyone's attention, then I slowly open the cooler and watch people react when they notice how much luxury is packed inside this thing. I must have done that at least twice, because I have been to 2 different events. I was invited to both of them. Life-Hack: Only clean this product with bottled Fiji water, because tap water is for poor people.
October 2016 · Home and Kitchen
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Sovaro 45 Quart Luxury Wine/Spirit Cooler, Black
4.7★ · 17 ratings, as of 2023
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