Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I opened the amazon box and picked up the slap chop box from inside. The chopper slid out without me opening the box. That was odd, but I didn’t pay much attention to it since I can now slap chop anything! As I inspected my brand new chopper, I noticed it seemed a bit dirty and scuffed. And then I saw the real kicker: the blades had not one or two, but four raisins stuck to it! Apparently this chopper had been slapped before and I had been duped. I immediately began a return because I deserve a NEW chopper, not someone else’s sloppy seconds.