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Top three reasons why I am returning this...
1. Hidden costs. That face is terrifying and therapy is expensive.
2. Waste of time. I’ve been staring at her “feet” for 30 minutes and I still can’t figure out what’s going on down there. I need to get on with my life.
3. Not my favorite Swan Lake remix. You know when a DJ tries to fade one song into another but the beats don’t match up? Somehow they have captured that in music box form. Or maybe they downloaded Swan Lake from Napster and it had one of those annoying audio watermark from a DJ. Nevertheless, something’s not right here.
December 2019 · Clothing Shoes and Jewelry · verified purchase