Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Imagine. It’s football Sunday. It’s a little cold out, perfect time to light a fire. Conveniently, the 2 logs I ordered from amazon that smell like KFC chicken when you burn them arrive the day before. We light them up. We order KFC. One hour later, it smells like smoke. Not KFC chicken. We do the math. It’s a regular log wrapped in KFC wrapping paper. They got us. We ate the KFC. (Also spent $70 on two regular logs wrapped in KFC wrapping paper.) Moral of the story-the log I put in the toilet tonight will smell more like KFC than those logs did.