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UPDATE 2: Seller has contacted me multiple times, each time upping the offer by $5.. Last bribe to delete this review was $45 cash.. Again, I suggest the seller fixes the description instead of trying to bribe a buyer to delete an honest review. UPDATE: I have been contacted by the seller and they offered to pay me $30 to delete this review.. I believe that is not the right way to solve this problem.. I suggest a fix to the product, not pay reviewers to delete truthful negative reviews.... The specs quoted on this battery are NOT even 15% if what is quoted!!! They are super sturdy and pretty light and I like the form factor.. but as a battery, they are useless.. The Battery promises a whopping 33,800mAh Capacity with 5V 3.1A power delivery.. Thats not even REMOTELY the truth. I ran 5x charging and discharging cycles through 2x of these batteries (i bought two) and consistently only got about 5,200mAh out of them.. thats only about 15% of the capacity promised!! Further, they claim 5.3V at 3.1A power delivery on either port.. this is also completely FALSE.. the left side USB port delivers a 1A and the right side delivers a max of about 2.2A when full and tricles down to less than 2.0A later.. At less than 1A, the left side port wont charge an iPad while in use and the iPad will die before it charges up.. the right side port at 2.2A BARELY is enough to let you use the iPad Air while it charges.. Even so, the real capacity of these batteries are completely USELESS and wont even charge a new iPad Air to 100% Lastly, they claim a 5.0V 3.0A Input.. that is also completely false.. these batteries do not use more than 1.1A during charging, so they take FOREVER to charge up... (6+ hours) All in all, i am very disappointed in these batteries and will likely return them for claiming Capacity and Performance numbers that they do not even come close to delivering on..