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This picture is deceiving, the object does not look anything like it! It is just a cheap blue metal ...thing, the windows are NOT white, there is no detail, it's just a very heavy metal unidentified object! And I mean weapon heavy! I was hoping for a cool little key chain, you can't carry this with your keys, you'll need a chiropractor! I have no idea what emergency funds they thought of, there is no way you can fold any bills in there ( unless you're an origami expert!) Hello, is there anybody out there can can actually make a cool little keychain for Dr Who fans?!