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I read the directions & then it was like Trapped in the Closet. All 32 episodes. Only it was me trapped on the toilet. It felt like 32 days but it was more like 2 hours. I was afraid to get up. Why? Because it's like ass lava!!!! And it doesn't stop! Who woke up & choose violence against my innards? Speak up! SLOWLY figure out the dose that works for your body specifically, I BEG YOU TO THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE. *Commence to Sophia from The Color Purple rock* I sat there on that toilet, I SAT THERE ON THAT TOILET TILL MY KNEES AND MY ANKLES GAVE OUT. All the vibranium in my knees eeked out & left me quivering like a baby lamb on the bathroom floor asking the LORDT WHY HAS THOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!!