Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

If you're looking for a fabric that forcibly exfoliates your man-parts and makes you long for the comfort of running naked through nettles, then these are the boxers briefs, for you. For me, the emphasis is on "brief." As in, "I can't wait to get these f***ing things off of me, so that my suffering remains brief." These things are ROUGH. On the bright side, my deck has never been smoother.