Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Hi there. I like to write funny Amazon reviews, and this would be one of them... but I can't bring myself to do it. I pondered for several hours to come up with something to make light of this piece of trash, but try as I might, I can't figure out a way to make a book that actually tells you to injure your infant child, funny. Not only do the authors suggest you hurt your baby long before they have any possible ability to comprehend why their caregiver is hurting them, but they also suggest beating tiny babies senseless for taking important psychosocial steps in child development like engaging in secondary circular behaviors that teach essential cause-and-effect relationships. Usually I can at the very least be sarcastic or ironic, but there's really no way to exaggerate the effects of this book other than pretending I just murdered a toddler; and I shudder to suspect that some of the readers have actually done just that. So, I must admit I have failed. This book is simply too effing horrible to spoof: it is completely untrollable. I give up. I can make fun of 9/11 conspiracy theorists and people who profit from Sandy Hook, but I can't make something this bad any more horrible than it already is.