Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought this for my child thinking it would make for a great Christmas present (he loves to read and the pictures all looked so nice) after some initial misunderstanding of ancient Sumerian (Thanks Google Translator!!!!) we finally got enough of a gist of it to read it before bed. Well now I've read the thing and my son's locked in the basement chanting things like "Join us!" or "Let me out." Yeah right, I'm not going to feed my demon-possessed son, I know what those things eat and it ain't green beans. He first tried crying and begging to convince me he wasn't possessed, that's just what they want you to think! Next thing you know I'll be letting him out and he'll be assaulting girls on the playground with vines! Nope, he's much more behaved now, he hasn't spoken in two weeks, but I know he's down there waiting for me to fight him one on one with a chainsaw (like I'm going to do that I've seen too many movies to know better) So thanks Amazon.