Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Santiago: I'm a monster because I have burn marks on me. Ivy: I'm deformed because I have an eye that looks like a cat. I also have vestibular dysfunction. It's fancy for I get dizzy and fall down a lot. Santiago: I'm going get revenge and marry Ivy just to break her. Ivy: Gasp! No, you're a monster! Santiago: Yes, I am. Now, listen to me or I will punish you. Ivy: Never! Santiago: That's it...spank, spank spank, tie you up, bad girl, I own you, some more religious punishment BDSM stuff, I'm a monster..... Ivy: I hate you! Some eating, sleeping and dressing. More eating, sleeping and dressing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Last 2 chapters something big happens annnnnnnd end cliffhanger. Done! I saved you $5. You're welcome.